roommate replacement candidates

1. A blind transvestite with a pet (I suspect he'd bought an hybrid between a chicken and a rubber tire).
2. Siamese male twins.
3. A very handsome gentleman called Jason. It was all going very well until he described his hobbies as "going to the gym, football, fishing and prostitutes and my 'affiction' for chainsaws". Nice.
4. An old lady whose husband had passed away and was looking for a substitute family (I felt so sad it made me want to cry).
5. A beautiful girl named marie.

So which one is a better candidate to choose for?

clearly i went for the lovely marie. After showing her around we agreed to head for a drink and assess our compatibility. No worries there. houses on fire, shopping, arts, the whole thing.

So i'm thinking great, this girl is perfect and I promptly offered the room and joyously she accepted. Hooray. Except then I thought I would show my happiness of finding such a great roomate ...
"I'm so relieved" I said, "the others were so odd and you are so wonderful there's no danger to sleep with you in the same room, you next to me".... Apparently that's not amusing. I guess i better find a litter match for this damned room then ...